[Relationship Status] Single, and not looking.
[Parents still together] Eighteen or something years.
[Siblings] Four younger sisters. I'm the only boy.
[Pets] Nope. And I don't like animals. Though, there are two squirrels/chipmunks named Chippy and Monk that my sisters like to feed.
[Color] Promise you won't take this the wrong way? Black.
[Number] Usually changes with my age. Though I'm still liking 14 most even a half year after my fifteenth birthday.
[Animal] Again, I don't like animals. I'd probably say mice though, just to spite my sisters. Or turtles, because they're quiet. Oh, wait. Platypuses. I love Perry.
[Book] My favorite series is Lemony Snicket's 'A Series of Unfortunate Events', about three orphans with the worst luck ever. I recommend it to everyone. Don't ask me to pick a favorite among that series, though.
[Flowers] I don't like flowers. So... pansies? They're nice. Those and marigolds remind me of my grandparents.
[Have Tattoos?] Yuck. Disgusting. Never.
[Cheat On Tests?] No. Not on purpose.
[Like Roller Coasters?] No. Scary.
[Wish You Could Live Somewhere Else?] Oregon, with all my relatives. Or someplace more exciting than the middle of rural nowhere. Alright, that's not fair. I don't live completely in the boonies. Also, somewhere in Europe might be fun. Or Virginia. I write stories about people living in Virginia. Don't ask me why, I might as well have pulled that state out of a hat.
[Own A Cell Phone?] No. I'm poor. More than that though, I don't use the wired home phone more than four times a year.
[Hair] Current, as in tomorrow it could change? Brown.
[Playing] Nothing at the moment. I don't spend much money on games. I do play free flash games online, though. Nitrome, Kongregate, and Jay is Games are good sites for that. Also, I really like the for sale games made by Telltale Games.
[Replaying] Again, not really anything. I have replayed World of Goo several times, though.
[Believe There Is Life On Other Planets] While the idea often makes such great stories, and I like to write about the possibilities, no, I don't believe so.
[Hate Yourself?] Um, no, I'm not like... that at all.
[Collect Anything?] Nope.
[Like Your Handwriting?] I think it looks a grade schooler's, but it's mostly eligible. Often certain letters look like others, though.
[First Crush] No one really, but there's a couple girls I find attractive.
[You Believe In Love At First Sight?] I'm not a girly romantic Twilight freak. I think love comes with time.
[You Believe In "The One"?] Again, I'm not really a girly romantic Twilight freak. I don't think there one single 'the one', because lots of people remarry after being widowed and end up loving their new spouse.
[Sarcastic] Only occasionally with my sisters.
[Shy] Yes. I don't like crowds. It's getting better, though.
[Talkative] No. I don't speak unless I think it's necessary.
WOULD YOU RATHER
[Pierce Your Nose Or Belly Button?] I'd say belly button because it's not as visible, but pierced belly buttons are kinda disgusting, and can probably hurt. If I don't have to wear anything through it, nose.
[Be Serious Or Funny] I'd rather be funny, but more often I'm serious.
[What Time Is It?] 9:24 PM. But I've been working on this for a couple days, and will probably continue to, so it could be anytime when I post this.
[Name] Austin. Shouldn't this have been the first question?
WHAT DO YOU WANT
[Where Do You Want To Live] What do you want where do you want to live? That's a real sentence. Also, one that I already answered. So, to recap, Oregon, Europe, or Virginia, though I'm happy where I currently am.
[How Many Kids Do You Want] Two. My dad complains that two kids would only replace my wife and I. Not quite, 'going forth and populating the earth', which is from the Bible. You know, after the flood, when there were only eight or so humans alive, and not populating the earth would have meant no more humans. God was hardly speaking to me when he said that. I'd like to have two kids, specifically a boy and a girl, the boy a year older.
[What Kind Of Job Do You Want] Something with computers, maybe programming. Or writing. I like that. Or some job where I can do absolutely nothing and get paid enough to live in a mansion. They have those jobs, don't they?
LAST TIME YOU...
[Bought Something] I think I bought a video game online a few months ago.
[Gotten Sick] It'd have to have been months ago.
[Sang] I was singing along to a Phineas and Ferb song with my sisters the other day. Over than that, I think yesterday I was singing along to a Bebo Norman song on Jango.
[Felt Stupid] I honestly don't remember.
[Missed Someone] I can't remember.
[Gotten Drunk] Never. I don't do that.
[Gotten High] Um, no. Never. I don't ever do that
[Danced Crazy] I might have been dancing to that Phineas and Ferb video. (www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO5mSA…
[Gotten You Hair cut] A couple months ago. I need to get it cut again.
[Watched cartoons] Um, Phineas and Ferb, two days ago. You know, the song I sang and danced to.
[Lied To Someone] You think I'd admit to that? Actually, I think I lied about how many cookies I had or something to my sister.
IN THE LAST FEW DAYS WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON THAT
[Slept In Your Bed] Me. Um, duh.
[Saw A Movie With You] Not in the last few days, but I was watching a movie with my family we got from Redbox.
HAVE YOU EVER
[Been To California] No.
[Been To Europe] No.
[Wished You Were The Opposite Sex] Not it that way, but once or twice.
1. [Honestly, what color is your underwear?] White.
2. [Honestly, whats on your mind right now?] My sore stomach, if this meme doesn't count.
3. [Honestly, what are you doing right now?] What do you think? Typing up this meme, sitting in a chair, breathing.
4. [Honestly, do you think you are attractive?] Not particualarly.
5. [Honestly, have you done something bad today?] I didn't commit a crime, but I may have done something bad.
6. [Honestly, do you watch Disney Channel?] Is this the fourth time I'm bringing this up? Phineas and Ferb. It's the only Disney show I like.
7. [Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?] No when in particular. Though there's objects I'm jealous of owning.
8. [Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time?] Being on the computer.
9. [Honestly, do you bite your nails?] Once in a while.
10. [Honestly, what is your mood right now?] Neutral.
11. [Honestly, who do you want to see at this very moment?] There's no one that I miss.
12.[Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?] Secrets, but not a deep dark secret.
13.[Honestly, do you hate someone right now?] I may be holding grudges against some people, but there's no one I hate.
14.[Honestly, are you satisfied with life?] It's fine. I'm anxious to buy a laptop, though.
15.[Honestly, do you like someone?] Not as a crush, but I find certain girls attractive.
16.[Honestly, does anyone like you?] Not sure. Probably not, and I don't have a problem with that.
[ ] I still watch cartoons on Saturdays. (But I watch Phineas and Ferb and Homestar Runner not on Saturdays.)
[ ] I eat Froot Loops. (Hate em.)
[ ] I go trick or treating. (I and my family are against Halloween.)
[ ] I've taken a bubble bath in the last month.
[ ] I have water balloon fights with my friends.
[ ] I still believe in Santa.
[ ] Mommy's still the coolest person ever.
[ ] Sleep till noon. (But I used to.)
[ ] I still pass out little Valentines day cards on Valentines Day.
[ ] The boy/girl that sits next to me is cute.
[ ] I still drink apple juice.
[ ] There are monsters under my bed.
[ ] I can't sleep with the lights off.
[ ] I can't sleep with the lights on. (It's so hard, though.)
[ ] I still like piggy back rides.
[ ] Boys/girls still have cooties. (Really, no confessions? Am I lying?)
I was typing this up in Gmail, because of Gmail's auto save feature. Gmail tries to display ads relevant to what you're writing, so of course I got Google text ads for rabbit repellent, because this meme is so obviously about the problem I have with rabbits getting into my garden.